TOO STRAIGHT Michael

With so many celebrities getting arrested, caught on video, or sent to the slammer this week, it was difficult to choose just one star to send into our PR/ER. But, being the good samaritans that we are, Radar decided to focus on the man who might need the most image counseling: good ol' public wanker, George Michael, who was sentenced to jail time this week for driving wasted.

Finding celebrity publicists who wanted to come to his aid proved even more challenging. Despite our cleverly concocted moniker for this bit, there is no Hippocratic oath for the public relations industry, especially when the patient hasn't had a hit in a decade and is known for flashing his Charlie Browns to an undercover cop. Hey, Wham! guy, you're in the PR/ER (and dying on the table)!

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