• Bruce drops F-nuke: Third wheel Bruce Willis made an ass of himself during an interview at a Nets game, giving the FCC something to think about.

• In with the old: The early favorite to replace Rubenesque loudmouth View host Rosie O'Donnell is Rubenesque loudmouth Rosanne Barr.

• Kate's other line: Fans line the streets to be the first to get their grubby little hands on model-cum-designer Kate Moss's new line of clothes for Top Shop.

• Real Estate section: The New York Times building sells for $525 million. Times Select service not included.

• Dance, dance recuperation: An injured back can't keep Ellen off the air, but it can temporarily halt those embarrassing dance moves—news which, ironically, makes us want to do the "cabbage patch."

• De Niro and Danes' Tribeca Tango
• Heidi Fleiss' Advice for Alleged D.C. Madam

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