• (Left) winged attack: A bird flies over the Rose Garden during Pres. Bush's news conference yesterday and scores one for the good guys, dropping a gift right on the Commander in Beef's arm. Of course, he had the presence of mind to wipe it away with his bare hand.

• Shriveling Gap: Bad news for commercial auteurs Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris—The Gap's first quarter profits fell a staggering 26 percent.

• PS(G)A(Y): Rehabbed Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington films a PSA reminding the world that sticks and stones may break bones, but words can hurt too.

• Finding religion: Just days after trying to make it obvious that she's down with G-O-D, Paris Hilton shows some religious ADD and moves on to Buddah. Next up, a cult.

• Scarlett Monroe?: The timeless Scarlett Johansson rocks it 1920s style in the new Louis Vuitton ad campaign.

• Little devil: It took two days for eight monks to get halfway through a traditional sand painting and two seconds for one toddler to destroy it.

• Marine: Simmons an 'Attention Whore'
• Anatomy of a Sell-out: Pelosi