ILL COMMUNICATION Braunstein, Smalls

Completely batshit rapist/fake fireman/former fashion lackey Peter Braunstein vowed to murder queen bee editrix Anna Wintour in a document called "Personal manifesto a k a the making of a menace" found on his computer.

But what's more unforgivable than plotting to kill Wintour and calling her a "skank," is butchering lyrics by the Notorious B.I.G. Post scribe Laura Italiano attributes big Braun's quote, "You're nobody 'til you kill a whole bunch of other people," to Biggie.The rapper's real lyric is, "You're nobody till somebody kills you."

If Big Poppa were still alive, he'd probably smack them both.

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