• VT revelation: Cho Seung-Hui's great aunt revealed that the Virginia Tech shooter had been diagnosed with autism shortly after arriving in America at age 8.

• Shavin' solidarity: In case you missed this brilliant spin earlier today, a Britney Spears babbler claims America's favorite hairless celebrity picked up the razor as a tribute to her aunt who had just died of cancer.

• Bollywood dreams: A jealous fan slit her wrists outside Indian hottie Abhishek Bachchan's home as he tied the knot with one of the country's biggest stars, Aishwarya Rai, in the "wedding of the century."