• He shoulda stayed with Conan: Suffering that omen of doom, critical acclaim, Andy Richter's sitcom Andy Barker P.I. is cancelled after only four episodes.

• Put the cocks away: Louisiana, the only state where cockfighting is still legal, may soon ban the backwoods practice.

• 100 million served: Apple sells its 100 millionth iPod. U2's special edition model expected to crack the 100 mark sometime this year.

• Unpaid vacation: Imus's racial slur doesn't get him what Al Sharpton wanted, a pink slip, but it does get him a 2-week suspension.

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