KIDS CHOICE AWARDS GO GREEN Slimy Timbersnake

• J.T.'s slimy treatment: Fresh from his Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards sliming, Justin Timberlake gushes disgust with the tabloid press, vowing to "never say anything bad about anyone."

• Look who's bloggin': Pete Townshend has a blog. And on this blog he details how he was made to shower naked in front of two Sea Scout (British Boy Scouts) leaders at the age of 10 as an "initiation ceremony." (Via Rush & Molloy.)

• Rudy Giuliani to press: Lay off my wife—you know, the one he'd invite to cabinet meetings, were he elected president. (Via HuffPo.)

• Own the Knight: K.I.T.T. is for sale. Current price: $149,995.

Photo: Getty Images