Radar obsessively tracks the boldface names in the country's top gossip columns—Rush & Molloy, Cindy Adams, Page Six, Liz Smith, Gatecrasher, and MSNBC's The Scoop ...

Paris Hilton: Three mentions (Page Six, Page Six, The Scoop). A plucky entrepreneur is auctioning off Paris's used hamper on eBay. The airhead heiress tells a crowd in Basel how happy she is to be in Zurich for the first time. At least she got the country right.

Lindsay Lohan: Two mentions (Page Six, The Scoop). Lohan compares herself to Marilyn Monroe in a new interview with Allure. And she's hankering to play Stevie Nicks in a biopic, though the irascible Nicks tells Blender, "Lindsay Lohan thinks she is going to play me! But what the hell movie does she think she's talking about?"

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