TOON TORT? Hilton, Richie, artist's rendering (insets)

As Paris's lawyer Gregory Gabriel sets his sights on bloggers and blogger artists, one has to wonder: Has anyone showed Ms. Hilton the numerous websites reporting her Valtrex prescription that turned up in her unpaid-for storage space? Has she seen her own crotch shots, racist rants, sex tapes, or, worse, The Simple Life?

If she had, she'd recognize the references in a recent Gallery of the Absurd piece which was later reposted on Dlisted.com. Paris's attorney is now threatening a lawsuit against the artist and Dlisted's Michael K. "They say it's an 'altered' version of The Simple Life poster, but it's not altered. It's art. It's a damn cartoon!" Michael K. tells Radar. "I think Paris is getting sue-happy, because she's sick of being the butt of the joke. The problem is, I think that's what her career is based on."

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