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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Howard Stern Basks in Imus's Shame STERN TALKING TO Howard, Imus (inset) The shock jock-in-chief's orgy of schadenfreude reached a crescendo yesterday as he celebrated his bitter rival's public shaming on his Sirius Satellite Radio show. Stern devoted a large portion of his show to the topic, repeatedly playing clips of Imus's penitent appearance on Al Sharpton's talk show. Some of Stern's choice jibes after the jump ... • "He does nothing. He mumbles, he can't speak English, he can't be understood. He was never funny. You listen to the show, I defy you to laugh." • "He's completely insane." • "Go away. Really. It's time." • "There's probably a 70 percent chance [CBS Radio and MSNBC are] going to have to fire this guy.... He's in for a shitstorm because the girl's basketball team is going to have a press conference, and that's going to look real bad." • "I guarantee you the wife leaves him. If he loses his job, she leaves him within a year. [And if that happens,] I will leave Beth to fuck her." • "If it was me and I did something stupid like that I would just go on and say, 'I'm not going on Al Sharpton's show. Al Sharpton is a piece of shit. He's just a human being that is bankrupt, and he should pay his bills.... I would rather just leave the radio than apologize to that man.... I like Al Sharpton, by the way." • "I mean, come on, Al Sharpton. Imus, get some fucking dignity." [Burps.] • "I've never seen a 67-year-old guy look that bad." • "Imus is a moron." • "Imus had a perfectly nice life, he had no listeners. No one ever bothered him. Now all of a sudden he's getting all this attention, he's cracking. He handled that like shit." • "How is Imus on the radio? Do you understand a word he says?" • "He looks awful. How old is Imus for real? Doesn't he look 80?"
Looks who's talking. Who looks worse is a close call and Stern is a good deal younger. Pot calling the kettle black if I have ever seen it. Posted by: budoinst on April 12, 2007 10:21 AM Howard you are disgusting and look just as old, and I wonder how long it will be before your wife leaves you??? She'll stay long enough to use you and your soiled money. Posted by: tct2007 on April 12, 2007 10:34 AM Howard Stern is still the biggest asshole in radio. He keeps a token black female so he can make any racist remark he wants. I used to think Stern was the champion of free speech, until he remarked he only cares about free speech when it concerns him. Posted by: WMAV01 on April 12, 2007 10:53 AM Haha, I love Howard Stern! I've always loved Howard Stern. As a matter of fact, my love for Stern has either been a crack in my feminism or a fuel. Just because I think I'm smarter than most men and consider myself more articulate doesn't mean I don't enjoy sex and things sexual. As a matter of fact, it makes me deadly! Oh, and by the way, Stern and Imus look nothing alike. Imus looks like the devil waiting to croak! My 80 year old grandfather didn't THAT old, and he was in the coffin! Posted by: perfectwingz on April 12, 2007 11:05 AM Advertisement I noticed Howard Stern loooks thin does he have cancer or is he wearing the singer of the talking heads coat? Posted by: wango on April 12, 2007 3:20 PM I have been a Stern fan since the NBC days.Imus put Howard through alot of crap back then,and now like they say,"WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND" BYE-BYE IMUS!! KEEP ROCKIN HOWARD!! Posted by: waldemere on April 12, 2007 6:49 PM hey wmavo1...how about all the token black guests on his show!, budoinst....get a new pair of glasses!tct2007...his wife already left him, but not because of what you think! now he's with a model! howard says the things most men of any color think! KEEP ON ROCKIN'HOWARD!!!!!! Posted by: sid on April 13, 2007 11:35 AM Imus is mean (for what, who knows, given his place of white male privilege), angry and dishonest and Howard is just angry but totally honest about why and has never looked down on people, however much he has goofed with them. You will know him by his enemies more than by his friends. And he is many times more popular than Imus. Posted by: Hatuxka on April 13, 2007 5:21 PM Hey Howard, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, at least Imus didn't spend the last few decades looking like Tiny Tim! Posted by: Judge Judi on April 14, 2007 5:13 AM Hey Howard, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, at least Imus didn't spend the last few decades looking like Tiny Tim! Posted by: Judge Judi on April 14, 2007 5:13 AM Howard is such a SKANK and why or how anyone thinks he is funny is beyond me. Just goes to show that the old saying "There is always someone for everyone" is true for all of you blind followers. How can any intelligent person even remotely think this guy and his "SHOW" are funny. It is a sad day when a person has to say and do the things that Stern does just to get a laugh. Posted by: larrylea on August 3, 2007 6:45 PM |
    
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