The kidnap kit of our favorite diaper-wearing former astronaut has been made public. An evidence rundown certainly proves that Lisa Nowak packed on the safe side when she headed off to meet her former lover with a wig, fedora, knife, BB gun, and plenty of bondage photos (on a floppy disk), among other useful items.

But perhaps most telling were the 11 fortune cookie messages found among her effects. How accurate were the delicious nuggets of wisdom?

After the jump, the most revealing strips—plus more evidence photos!

• "You are talented with your hands." (Explains the knife and BB gun.)

• "You will take a chance in the near future and win."

• "You will step on the soil of many countries" (Nowak was carrying £42.02—$83. Part of a getaway plan, perhaps?)

• "Quality counts and you've got it."

• "Be yourself and you will always be in fashion."

• "The coming month shall bring winds of change in your life."

• "You will be the thankful for the pleasures of the coming months." (When have fortune cookies ever been 100 percent right?)