THE GOOD SON Vachon

Dana Vachon isn't just an It Boy author with a six-figure book deal and a gorgeous head of hair. He's also the perfect child.

"Across all developmental lines, Dana has just exceeded our expectations," gushed Vachon's mother, Jean, at the downtown Manhattan book party for Mergers and Acquisitions, her son's highly touted (and avidly hated on) farce of Manhattan high society. In creme slacks and a knit sweater, Jean more than ably played the role of transplanted Chappaqua party hostess as she made introductions, shook hands, and fielded congratulatory wishes on behalf of her son. "Almost everything Dana has done has resulted in one of two things: him making us laugh, or him making us proud." Awwwww.

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