TWO FUGLY DUDES O'Reilly (#16), Coulter (#80)

Joe Francis, Osama bin Laden, and Perez Hiton are all loathsome as is, but the Boston Phoenix would like you to know something else: they're downright unsexy, too. All three made the cut (#79, #92, and #8, respectively) on the mag's "100 Unsexiest Men 2007" list. Ann Coulter rounded out the bottom fourth at #80, just barely edging out "bloggist" Nick Denton (#81).

The men were rated for their aesthetic shortcomings and boorish behavior. We're not sure we'd agree with Bob Dylan (#9) being less sexy than Dustin Diamond (#28), but we won't argue with Donald Trump taking over the top slot from last year's champ, Gilbert Gottfried.

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