Radar obsessively tracks the boldface names in the country's top gossip columns—Rush & Molloy, Cindy Adams, Page Six, Liz Smith, Gatecrasher, and MSNBC's The Scoop ...

Liz Hurley: Two mentions (Gatecrasher, The Scoop). Liz's brand new father-in-law, Bombay businessman Vinod Nayar, tells Britain's Daily Mail that he and his wife were "publicly humiliated" at Hurley's lavish wedding to his son, Arun. Plus, apparently pops was acting too Indian for OK! magazine's photo coverage (for which Hurley banked a reported $4 mil).

Paris Hilton: Two mentions (Rush & Molloy, The Scoop). Paris feuds with former sidekick (and fellow sex-tape maker) Kim Kardashian. Perhaps those bunnies she just bought will soothe her hurt feelings.

Warren Beatty: Two mentions (Rush & Molloy, Cindy Adams). Warren's pre-marriage sexcapades are the subject of a new book, Starfucker, by "dating/life coach" Tracy Richmond (out in August). In addition to bedding Beatty, Richmond claims to have humped Sean Penn, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, and both Don and Magic Johnson.

Hillary Clinton: Two mentions (Page Six, Liz Smith). Hillary is having a "conversation and cocktails" fundraiser at Ken Starr's law firm. Bill will host the event and we're guessing his former arch-nemesis from Lewinsky-gate will not be attending. Hillary shouldn't worry, though, because former vice presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro has her back.