Radar obsessively tracks the boldface names in the country's top gossip columns—Rush & Molloy, Cindy Adams, Page Six, Liz Smith, Gatecrasher, and MSNBC's The Scoop ...

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: Two mentions (The Scoop, Page Six). If you're wondering what to get Mary-Kate and Ashley for their upcoming 21st birthdays, look no further: Matching nose jobs are at the top of their wish list.

Sydney Tamiia Poitier: Two mentions (Rush & Molloy, Page Six). Much to dad Sidney's chagrin, Sydney is causing quite a stir prancing around in her panties during the Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriquez horror collaboration, Grindhouse.

Elton John: Two mentions (Rush & Molloy, Gatecrasher). Elton John's 60th birthday party Sunday night at Bungalow 8 was so huge, all the town gossips are still talking about it three days later.

Tom Cruise: Two mentions (Gatecrasher, The Scoop). This Scientology thing is really ruining Tommy's international reputation. Cruise wants to play the part of Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, a man who tried to kill Hitler, but Stauffenberg's grandchildren are turned off by his L. Ron-loving ways.

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