• Pooper scooper model: As punishment, maid beater Naomi Campbell will spend a day later this month mopping the floors of New York's Sanitation Department.

• Bad Charlotte: L.A. police are investigating mall punk Joel Madden for allegedly punching a paparazzo.

• Amazing Grace: CNN blowhard Nancy Grace will make her acting debut in an episode of Law and Order SVU—as a blowhard.

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