THIN KIN Donatella Versace, with Allegra

• Versace's rocky runway: Donatella Versace admits what many have long suspected—that her daughter, Allegra, "has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease, for many years."

• Hawkish: Just when you thought American Idol contestant Sanjaya Malakar couldn't be any more bizarre, he busts out what has to be the hairdo of this young century.

• Spokesman ill: The colon cancer that White House press secretary Tony Snow beat back two years ago has returned and spread to his liver.

• ONN air: Stewart and Colbert better watch their backs. The original fake newsers have launched the Onion News Network.

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