BETTING WITH THE STARS Mills

It was only a matter of time before the ever-sensitive gambling site bodog.com offered a wager on Heather Mills's fake leg. On March 19, Mills is set to mambo on the UK edition of Dancing With the Stars with only the support of a precarious prosthesis.

Currently, the safer bet is that she will lose her gam at some point during the season (the leg must fall off by accident; if she takes it off to wave around like she did on Larry King, no dice). Already, reports are coming in that "[t]he show's rehearsals have left her in a lot of pain. The sores are especially bad where her leg joins her prosthetic limb."

Here's hoping the £10,000 per day she wants from ex-hubby Paul McCartney will go toward some first-rate epoxy.

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