• Face moshed: Jared Leto, 30 Seconds to Mars frontman, waded into the pit at his own concert. The audience responded to the rare encounter by breaking his nose. Sadly, Leto finished the show, blood and all.

• Thwarted again: A blood clot was caught trying to do what the Taliban couldn't—get rid of Dick Cheney.

• Bad dad: America's Mayor Rudy Giuliani defends his record as dad after his son told the world he has "problems" with pops.

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