Radar obsessively tracks the boldface names in the country's top gossip columns—Rush & Molloy, Cindy Adams, Page Six, Liz Smith, Gatecrasher, and MSNBC's The Scoop ...

Lindsay Lohan: Three mentions (Rush & Molloy, Page Six, The Scoop). She's drunk, she's sober; she's blonde, she's brunette; she's with James Blunt, she's with Jude Law. The gossip mongers who stalk Lohan can't seem to agree.

Jennifer Lopez: Three mentions (The Scoop, Gatecrasher, Liz Smith). Even though she won't be in Dallas, J.Lo will be in New York City tonight to launch the Times Square performance venue Spotlight Live (and to shill for her new album Como Ama Una Mujer).

Pamela Anderson: Two mentions (Page Six, Gatecrasher). PETA-loving Pammy is too controversial for Hooters, though we're sure they'd welcome Pam's classy ex, Kid Rock, with open boobs ... er, arms.

Martin Scorsese: Two mentions (Page Six, Liz Smith). Is Scorsese going to Wall Street or Victorian England for his next film? The Departed director is looking to shoot Leo DiCaprio in the story of Wall Street shyster Jordan Belfort according to some, though others say Scorsese is teaming up with coproducer Lady Fergie to film Emily Blunt as Queen Victoria.