Chicken wings and breasts? The adult version of a Happy Meal combo might soon be available courtesy of Girls Gone Wild meatstick Joe Francis. The Toxic Bachelor appears to be moving ahead with plans to open a string of topless restaurants by the end of 2007. Francis claims that while the dining experience will be comfortable, "Your gonna get a Girls Gone Wild experience."

Does that mean every order of bacon cheese skins comes with a side of rape, child pornography, drug trafficking, and racketeering charges? Whatever—with Francis running the show, you're sure to get off.

What we want to know is when he'll capitalize on his other porn business and open up a chain of Guys Gone Wild schnitzel houses.

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