OWN A PIECE OF HULKAMANIA Hogan home at 130 Willadel Drive, Hogan (inset)

Even a guy who's made a career out of smacking down musclebound warriors in the wrestling ring needs a comfy place to hang his Spandex and do-rags. So when Hulk Hogan set up his pad down in Bellair, Florida, just outside of Tampa, he went all out with soft touches—feminine touches, some might say (not to his face, of course).

This is the house on Hogan Knows Best, surely a fact not lost on realtors hawking the place for $17.9 million. Act quickly and you might still be able to detect the aroma of the astonishing number of pets the Hogans have kept there since the early '90s (perhaps a factor in reducing the house from its initial asking price of $25 million).

For reasons we dare not explore, there are more bathrooms (eight full, three half) than bedrooms (seven). The place has plenty to keep little Hulkamaniacs occupied, too—an acre and a half of property on the Intracoastal Waterway with a pool, guest houses, and docks for wave runners, Thunder in Paradise cigarette boats, etc.

Strangely, almost every room is festooned not in the Hulk's signature yellow but with frilly and flowery pink and red fabrics. The den, the one room that makes a stab at masculinity with custom wood paneling, also has not-very-manly, pink wing-backed chairs—surely those are most likely to be broken over misbehaving houseguests' heads, should impromptu grappling erupt.