• Fake drawl: Hillary Clinton pulls a Kucinich, adopting a fake Southern accent to address an Alabama church.

• Beckham loses ability to bend it: David Beckham, the Los Angeles Galaxy-bound Spice-loving British soccer star with a $250 million contract, may be out of commission for two months with a knee injury.

• Career milestone: Seventeen's new editor in chief, Ann Shoket, discusses being the new girl and her ugly duckling-to-swan transformation.

• The weekly shuffle: The next business day after firing David Blum, the Village Voice cans one of its few minority employees but hires former New Times Broward-Palm Beach editor in chief Tony Ortega as its own.

• Life after Laguna: Former Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler was arrested again—this time for underage drinking and resisting an officer.

• Flyin' the Coop: An Anderson Cooper 360 intern was fired for providing insider information on the host for a friend's blog.