
• Thetan rehab: Alien avenger John Travolta is sad Anna Nicole Smith didn't have the chance to enter Narconon, the Scientology- run rehab program. Hurry, John, you can still catch Britney!
• Material girl: H&M releases pics of Madonna's latest clothing line, due in stores March 22. Second time's the charm?
• Hey, we know that guy!: The Boston Phoenix names a new editor in chief and it's Radar alum Lance Gould. First the alt-weeklies ... then, the world.
• Saving Starbucks: Coffee kingpin Howard Shultz releases a memo calling for an end to the "watering down of the Starbucks experience." Charging less than five bucks a cup would be a good place to start.