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Good news for Britney Spears's long-suffering publicist: Angelina Jolie is adopting another baby!

The glossies agree that AnJo, hell-bent on becoming the next Mia Farrow, will be bringing home baby number four—a Vietnamese boy between the ages of three and four—within the next few months. Tourist-hungry Vietnamese official Vu Duc Long concurs (you always knew that kid from Sixteen Candles would amount to something).

Because unmarried couples aren't allowed to file for joint adoption, The Good Shepherd star is flying solo on this one, submitting paperwork without partner Brad Pitt. As a result, occurrences of the term "Brangelina" were severely limited in this week's mags.

Life & Style takes the opportunity to proclaim the fourth kid a charm and that the humanitarian home wrecker has finally agreed to marry Pitt in the Bahamas. "She and Brad will write their own vows, but a Buddhist monk will perform the ceremony," according to an insider.

Not to be outdone, Star claims this baby is only the beginning, and another genetically perfect bio babe is in the works—Angie's stopped taking birth control!

Lucky for everyone the Jolie-Pitts—in matching white oxfords and aviator glasses no less—took their daughters on another Big Easy walk this week, so there were plenty of precious pics to fill out the spreads, and no one at OK! (still proudly proclaiming it's 50 cents less than Us Weekly) was forced to do any original reporting.

The Other Woman

How is Brad's ex, Jennifer Aniston, taking the news? Us finds a Jen friend/shampoo girl to say that the former Mrs. Pitt "doesn't care what Brad and Angelina do anymore," while the sources on Life & Style's payroll claim that everyone's favorite Friend is "devastated" by the news and is now determined to revenge adopt on her own.

Burying Anna Nicole

Speaking of baby drama, Anna Nicole Smith was finally laid to rest March 2, but she'll never really leave us.

Us gives a timeline re-creation of the blonde bombshell's Bahamian funeral—10:55 a.m. the crowd jeers Smith's mother; 2:35 p.m. the coffin is lowered and doves are released!

Star and Life & Style speculate on a behind-the-scenes custody deal between potential baby daddies Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern. On-the-record Anna pal David Giancola sums it up best for In Touch: "I've never been to a funeral where there was a standing ovation before." The open bar was a nice touch, too.