SAUCE-FREE? Spears pours all her pain into a tiny Chihuahua

• Promises, promises: Pop princess Britney Spears gets off early for good behavior. Welcome back.

• Awful plastic surgery: Now you, too, can feel Gene Simmons's pain as he undergoes a facial deconstruction.

• The songbirds are vindicated: R&B producer Dallas Austin has issued an apology for accusing Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone of "fucking for tracks".

• This Justin: Justin Timberlake is the shit. This according to the Timbersnake himself.

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