• Tall Paul: Starbucks is starting a record label and plans on releasing Sir Paul McCartney's next studio album. Keep on fighting that revolution, Paul.

• Just plain sic: A group of "Caucasion [sic]" USC football players are in hot water for starting a Facebook group called "White Nation," whose "memebers [sic]" were tasked with "protecting the Arian [sic] brotherhood."

• Not funny: Comedian Richard Jeni died of an apparent suicide last night. The Brooklynite is perhaps best known for his stand-up special, "Steaming Pile of Me.".

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