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Depp, Bloom, Knightley Get Naughty in Pirates Porn

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PIRATE'S BOOTY Illustrated Knightly
Disney is reportedly livid about a pornographic comic that depicts the characters from Pirates of the Caribbean shivering one another's timbers. It's a scene you won't see in this summer's Pirates Of The Caribbean: At The World's End.

Put out by the extremely NSFW cartoon celebrity-porn outfit Sinful Comics (which also features Christina Aguilera, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, and others participating in animated animalistic acts), the Pirates spoof graphically depicts a three-way scenario with Keira Knightley, as pirate wench Elizabeth Swann, and characters played by Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.

Suffice it to say, you don't need a map to see where the treasures are buried.

[More NSFW images after the jump!]

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MÉNAGE MONTAGE Illustrated celebs swab one anothers decks


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SERVING WENCH Cartoon Keira gets her squid on

Images: via Hollywood Rag

Comments

Come on. Everyone knows Keira Knightley doesn't have tits.

Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld on March 12, 2007 2:08 PM

Saw these on another site. Tacky then and still tacky now.

Posted by: Tia on March 12, 2007 6:59 PM

dont block it

Posted by: moj on January 27, 2008 4:07 AM

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