PRINCE OF TIDES Von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa

We had a feeling baby daddies would start pouring out of the woodwork as soon as Anna Nicole's corpse was cold. But we never would have guessed the first gentleman would be an impotent 59-year-old named Prince Frédéric von Anhalt, best known as Zsa Zsa Gabor's ninth husband.

Particularly considering the old man's junk didn't work as recently as 2002.

According to a June 2005 article in London's Daily Mail, Von Anhalt and Gabor sued Pfizer—makers of Viagra—claiming the drug had made him impotent. In the suit, "[Von Anhalt] claimed that his then 83-year-old wife was suffering because of the lack of sex. 'Zsa Zsa, poor thing, has even had to go to a clinic. After all, she has her needs, which should be satisfied.'"

About an hour ago, AP reported Von Anhalt's claim he had a decade-long affair with Smith and is about to "file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to [Howard K.] Stern or [Larry] Birkhead" (the other two stallions in the running). "If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," he said.

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