Wannabe Wookiee Busted for Head-Butt


Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM  
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CHEWY IN CHAINS 'Bacca

Where's your Force now, Wookiee? : Police have arrested a 44-year-old man dressed as Chewbacca outside of Grauman's Chinese Theatre for head-butting a tour guide.

Orlando pols hit homeless across the face with costumed paw: Not content banning homeless folks from the city's central park, leaders of the "Happiest Place on Earth" have determined that it should be illegal to feed the homeless, too.

Milk, sugar, and two shots of boobs: In an attempt to stand out, some Seattle coffee shops are turning into "Sexpresso" shops with scantily clad baristas (bra-istas?) and customers looking for a pick-me-up caffeine can't provide.

How the mighty have fallen: Actor Ryan O'Neal, best known for his roles in 1970's Love Story and Malibu's Most Wanted, has been arrested for assaulting his grown son with a gun.

Top Republican candidate?: The Democrat's worst nightmare, Ralph Nader, just might roll his old bones out on the '08 campaign trail.