Congratulations to Toronto-bred "super producer" (and super Jew!) Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, whose Beluga Heights label just inked a deal with Miami teen rap sensation Sean Kingston. Rotem—best known for making out with Britney Spears whilst smoking—signed up with Epic Records at the end of last year, in the modest hope he could have something akin to "what Dre's relationship is to Interscope."

Tru dat, eh? Rotem says he chose his new 16-year-old protégé for his "swagger, and rude boy attitude." And J.R. knows from swagger!

In fact, we've have had our eye on him for a while now, owing mostly to his uncanny resemblance to our other favorite multi-platinum, Canadian-bred, Hebraic 'hood rat ...

[Scan from the new issue of Radar magazine, on newsstands now, after the jump!]

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