• Photog fights: Within sight of his five-year-old son, Liam Gallagher punches a paparazzo in the face. Kid's gotta learn someday.

• What's the word for this? Crazy!: Maryland Republican delegate LeRoy E. Myers, Jr. has filed legislation to outlaw the popular plastic gonads, more commonly known as "bumper nuts," dangling from trucker's pickups. A hunted, dead deer's bare testicles in the back of a truck are acceptable because "they're real."

• Summer fun: The masterminds behind American Idol are opening up a summer camp for 12- to 15-year-olds in Massachusetts. (Disclaimer: It does not guarantee a spot on the show.) Send in your three grand for the 10-day session now!

• Barred: A New York City appeals court has ruled to uphold the 80-year-old cabaret law banning patrons from dancing in ordinary bars or restaurants. Not if Kevin Bacon has anything to say about it!

• Experts Offer Crisis Advice to Britney Spears
• Brangelina Sticks Another Pin in their Map

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