• Imelda, The Musical: In what might be hinted as an upcoming Broadway musical treatment, the ever eclectic David Byrne has unveiled on the Carnegie Hall stage some jams he's written about the life of Imelda Marcos.

• Broken tool: Media titan Rupert Murdoch denies using his News Corp. to shape the Iraq war agenda. Tried to, though.

• Let them eat Ramen: Beyoncé allegedly pays her dancers a paltry sum while she and alter ego "Sasha" rake in the dough. The dancers are said to be terrified of speaking up because the gig's a great résumé enhancer, and they don't want to be fired.

• Football is gay: Here's the proof.

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