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WWE CEO Lays the Smack Down on Trump

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FLIP YOUR WIG Trump
The WWE's Vince McMahon—presumably with the blessing of Donald Trump—is riding this bald thing for all it's worth. First, he and Trump made a bet in which the loser would shave his head. Now McMahon, perhaps the only prominent CEO whose daily routine involves spandex singlets and trash talk, has issued a mock-up of what the Donald will look like following Wrestlemania 23. Interestingly, Trump looks much more distinguished with the chrome dome.

Photo: World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.

Chrome dome would look better--especially at high winds.

Some Covergirl® might be needed on top, esp. on hot days. But that is way less trouble than a weave (and apparently a dye job these days.)

Would be way less maintenance--his hair is a hassle, apparently, especially in the back--where he sometimes lets it frizz out.

Don't get me started on the eyebrows!

Posted by: Zen Wizard on February 20, 2007 4:56 PM

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