THUMB BLONDE Smith

Radar's insider analysis of the latest celeb weekly obsessions ...

Our fearless glossies faced an interesting Anna Nicole Smith quagmire this week. With the buxom beauty biting it on Thursday afternoon, there was plenty of time to dispatch teams of reporters to Hollywood, Florida, where they could bribe and butter-up bartenders and bouncers at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

But every major television and daily news outlet had beaten the story to death by the weeklies' Monday night lock-up. Why Anna? Why? Saturday morning would have been so much more convenient for us.

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