Birthday boy Justin Timberlake's Scarlett Super Bowl created a tabloid tizzy. With all the mags closing their issues on Monday night, it was a race to get cash (we're speculating) into the hands of Delano Hotel and Mocha Club staff in exchange for eyewitness accounts of the "SexyBack" singer's Miami hook up with Scarlett Johansson.

Us's eyewitness/waitress clocks the couple at "affectionate and laughing," while Life & Style's fellow partygoer/coat-check girl reports, "they were very touchy-feely with each other." In Touch's undercover reporter/insider came up short, saying they "avoided public displays of affection and were very cautious about being watched." OK! didn't manage a single quote from Miami, and instead focused on JT's stripper-strewn birthday bash at a Montreal gentlemen's club on Jan 31.

Star waves its magic wand to create a love triangle between ScarJo, JT, and Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Lienhart, claiming the QB and Scarlett looked "flirty together" at the Marc Anthony concert. Seriously ... Marc Anthony?

Jen's New Honker

In other news (if you're reading OK! or Life & Style), sad singleton Jennifer Aniston is thinking of adopting a baby. But Us, People, and In Touch focused on the former Friend's new streamlined sniffer.

TomKat's Claws Out?

Finally, disillusioning news for the three people on the planet who believe that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's relationship is real. Life & Style has TomKat fighting over Cruise's desire for more kids, while Star claims the fight is about Holmes going back to work. Oh, the humanity.

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