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Radar's Whitney Houston Auction Wish List

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BLOWOUT PRICED! Houston's clearly broke
Today's a special day for anyone with a few grand to burn, a TiVo permanently set to record E! True Hollywood Story, and a gaping hole in their collection of diva memorabilia. It's the much-covered Whitney Houston crap auction! Find bargain basement prices on everything from road-ready wardrobe cases and the clothes that filled them to antique slot machines and Bobby Brown's various throwaway music awards.

But wait! As if sifting through a fallen songstress's digital swap meet weren't enough, surely at least one lucky buyer will find a crack rock, a hardened, sweat-soaked old eight ball, or—if he's really lucky—a doody bubble stashed away in some of this gear.

[Gallery of Radar's own wish list from the auction after the jump!]

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BEDAZZLING Jeweled bustier—spectacular when viewed on crack


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PURE CLASS Bustiers in a variety of styles and varying levels of whorishness


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HER PREROGATIVE Bobby Brown's discarded music awards


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RE-ROGATIVE More award detritus, presumably traded for "doody bubble" maintenance


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FOR THE KIDS A vital, portable tool in teaching Bobbi Kristina the value of losing a fortune


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PEW 'N' RUN Tour life leaving you feeling unholy? Sit for a spell


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SYMBOLS OF DE FEET Once the perfect compliment to what now must be ashy, be-corned hammertoes


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PRIMP MY RIDE Because vanity happens anywhere, anytime


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BETTER THAN A MIRROR The perfect accessory to inspiration

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