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Paris Storage Shed Ickier Than Imagined

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FOR A FRIEND? Or from a friend?
In case you still haven't coughed up the full $39.97 required for a peek at the treasure trove of goodies Paris Hilton left behind when she failed to pay rent on her storage locker, here's another gem: what appears to be a prescription for Valtrex, a herpes medication.

Kind of puts a damper on the various homemade porn flicks also recovered from Paris's derelict hidey hole, don't it? Next up for Hilton: hiring a secretarial staff to roll calls to hundreds of former flings to inform them of the bad news. Perhaps we can help ease the burden?

[Full document scan after the jump!]

UPDATE: AP reports that Hilton is suing to have ParisExposed.com shut down, adding that she put her most valuable and detailed keepsakes in the storage unit when her place was robbed two years ago, and that the moving company was supposed to pay the monthly fees. Surprisingly, nowhere in the story does Hilton or her rep dispute the authenticity of the lurid documents, sex tapes, or photos.


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BREAKOUT STAR Herpes meds

PREVIOUSLY
Paris Hilton As You've Often Seen Her

Photo: ParisExposed.com

Comments

I can see it now the press from Mintz "Paris suffers from recurrent cold sores and her physcian felt it best to treat it with Valtrex rather than the typical otc cold sore medications. "other conditions to be determoned by your doctor" yeah right!

Posted by: lisssa on January 30, 2007 1:21 PM

promo video still available at
http://livedigital.com/content/1431282

Posted by: lololol on January 30, 2007 4:35 PM

It's a known fact that one out of every three people walks around with herpes... you better get checked too.

Posted by: lpr1974 on January 30, 2007 8:06 PM

Dr. Randy S. Harris delivered my daughter. He displayed his Christmas cards in his office, and the one from the Hiltons had a picture of them wearing more clothes than I've ever seen them in.

Posted by: prt on February 1, 2007 5:57 PM

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Stop spreading disinfo.. 1 out of 3 people has the type of herpes that generates cold sores, not the genital kind.

(It's also a known fact that most people are hysterical reactionaries who're unable to think critically, but hey)

Posted by: errno on June 8, 2007 11:13 PM

Paris's spaces aren't all Icky

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/06/paris-sheriff-took-hilton-family-cash.php

Posted by: mrowe on August 6, 2007 4:26 PM


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