• More than a champion: Heavyweight boxing champ and self-described "greatest of all time" Muhammad Ali turned 65 years old today and still looks pretty. Related: I Am America.

• Tapped: Say goodbye to warrantless government wiretaps of international phone calls and e-mails. Say hello to the new special—and presumably totally awesome!—court that will oversee wiretaps. Seriously, say hello to it: It's listening right now.

• Professional creep: Police keep digging up dirt on Michael Devlin, the Union, Missouri, man accused of kidnapping two pre-teens. According to CNN, Devlin may have helped police search for another missing child in order to observe their investigation procedures.

• Humanitarian mission: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally chosen a strife-torn, Third World-like locale to settle in and buy a home: New Orleans.