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Muggles Shocked By Horny Potter

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MAGIC WAND Radcliffe and Christie
Harry Hotter: Daniel Radcliffe, you know, Harry Potter, is ruffling some parental feathers with risqué pictures alongside costar Joanna Christie promoting a revival of Equus. So, it's sorcery: good. Man nipples: bad?

Decidedly not: Republican Sen. Arlen Spector decided yesterday that the president isn't the only decider in Washington, stating, "The decider is a shared and joint responsibility." Ohhh, them's fightin' semantics.

Wild, wild widow: In an attempt to recover from her husband's death, a California woman "paid $5,400 for breast implants, had sex with three male Marines and a woman, hosted loud parties at her house, and participated in a wet T-shirt and thong contest in the Mexican border town of Tijuana." And yesterday she was convicted of killing him.

Litigation news, Part I: As she awaits possible criminal charges, Brandy is getting sued for $50 million by the family of the woman killed when the starlet's Land Rover hit her Honda.

Litigation news, Part II: Defendant extraordinaire Sacha Baron Cohen is getting sued yet again. This time by an Israeli comedian who claims to have coined Borat's catchphrase, "wa wa wee wa," 16 years ago.

FOR GOD SAKE HAS THIS GUY GONE INSANE ?

Posted by: smitsrocking on February 1, 2007 9:42 AM

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