$62 MILLION SMILE Mills

• Payday!: Ex Mrs. Macca Heather Mills walks away from Sir Paul McCartney, having earned an estimated $2,000 an hour.

• Part-time auteur, full time Dick: Former Bill Clinton aide Dick Morris uses the error-packed, anti-John Kerry Swift Boat Veteran ads to sell his own Hillary Clinton-slaying propaganda piece.

• She's in: Meanwhile, leader of the pack Hillary officially makes a bid to become the first pant-suited president.

• Butt out: Noam Chomsky publicist Hugo Chavez tells the U.S. how he really feels, with a hearty "Go to hell, gringos."

• You're not alone: Hide the razors and Vicodin and avoid high ledges today—the saddest day of the year.

• Sunrise in hell: Huddy and Jerrick, that annoyingly charismatic he/she duo on Fox this morning is the network's latest idea for a cringe-inducing half hour. Oh, and no ... they've never dated.

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• Redford Kicks Off Festival; Graydon Ticks Off Yippie

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