READY FOR PRIMETIME? Love

• Idol threat: Us says Courtney Love was approached by the producers of American Idol as a possible replacement for Paula Abdul. Hey, crazier things have happened. Actually, scratch that. No they haven't.

• Housing for the next solstice rite: Archaeologists have discovered a village of eight tiny houses near the site of England's Stonehenge monument thought to have been occupied by the a race of ancient people, though no one knows who they were or what they were doing.

• Cast of thousands: Disgraced New York Times reporter Judith Miller is the latest witness in the Scooter Libby Perjury Trial and Old Timee Song and Dance Jamboree. According to Miller's testimony, Libby was apparently "agitated and frustrated and angry" during a meeting with Miller wherein he told her of the identity of CIA agent Valerie Plame.

• At last, our long national nightmare is over: Billy Joel is back with a new single, "All My Life," which will be sold on iTunes between February 20 and March 6. Tell your mother.

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