SHAM Moss and Doherty

• Cancel the gift: Kate Moss's rep denies the model married her boyfriend, Pete Doherty, in Thailand. "There has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday," says her spokesman, Stuart Higgins.

• Finally!: Secil Boyd, a Hawaii-based inventor, has created a three-person ping pong table. Now all the Foer brothers can play their favorite childhood sport together.

• Good question: Yohane Banda, father of Madonna's adopted son, David, wants to know how his boy is doing. "I don't have her phone and mailing addresses. All I want is to find out how my son is but I don't know how I can do it," he told Malawi's Daily Times.

• Now that sounds like a resolution!: UK's the Sun has a video of jackass Steve-O resolving to "make more money, have more sex, and become more famous ... and quit smoking maybe" this New Year. He then asks the cameraman for weed. Stay classy, Stevie.

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