MOCKED FOR DEATH The Energizer Bunny, Cruise (inset)

Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey, and The Engergizer Bunny can breath a sigh of relief. The talk show host, the movie star, and the battery company mascot—along with several hundred teachers and students at Sequatchie County High School in Dunlap, Tennessee—found themselves on the receiving end of a totally plausible, utterly imminent threat by six high school girls who are now being charged with conspiring to commit homicide.

According to AP, the would-be assassins posted the names of 300 real and fictional individuals on MySpace, whom they claimed they wanted to "kill."

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