Happy Chinese New Year, y'all! As an outgoing farewell to the Year of the Dog, Asian American rapper Jin has some words for Rosie O'Donnell: she's a fat dyke who eats too much pizza. And she's ugly. In fact, as he claims in a retort to Rosie's "ching, chong" comments and her recent feuds, he'd rather see Barbara Walters in a thong than make out with Rosie for $50,000. Are those the only options?