• Petered out: Kate Moss ups her barfly stock by embarking on a non-stop, champagne-fueled, tequila-slamming birthday celebration. Pete Doherty bowed out at the halfway mark.

• Cock-eye crisis: Wearing blue contact lenses over her naturally brown eyes, Paris Hilton has exacerbated her already wonky left eye condition.

• Riding it out: With just a year left in Bush's term, the ImpeachBush domain name has gone up for sale on eBay.

• The calm, quiet sunset of a marriage: Liza Minnelli and David Gest have both agreed to quietly end their marriage. Now that's class.

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