THE RIGHT GIFTS Papa and Mommy

Just in time for the celebration of the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ, the computer-savvy pundits of Pajamas Media are making gift suggestions. For example:

What does a "Citizen Journalist" need to take the world by storm? A copy of Glenn Reynolds's An Army of Davids ($16.95) and Pepper Mace ($13.95). That last suggestion is perfect for your token liberal friend who finds himself being assaulted by a former congressman's goons.

For the littlest wingnut in your family, syndicated columnist and blogger (and hero to Chad Conrad Castagana) Mama Michelle Malkin suggests a Slamwich Collectible Tin ($11.32) and the Leapster L-Max Handheld Learning Game System ($79.88). In a surprising turn, she recommends you get the toy in blue.

For those on your list with "technical minds," the Jammers recommend an iRobot 5900 Scooba Floor Washing Robotic Hard Surface Cleaner ($298.00), which is a close cousin of Malkin's beloved Roomba 4100 Red, a present she received in 2004. ("Hooray! Roomba does the floor-cleaning no one else wants to do. And it won't sue you for back-pay when it breaks," she wrote at the time.) And for your off-the-grid, anti ZOG relatives, there's the Bushnell Night Vision Goggle with Headgear ($522.49) so you can always sees "them" before "they" see you.

And guess what? There are even some suggestions for Hanukkah for that special Neocon in your life. (We're looking at you J-Pod!)

Sadly, there are no Kwanzaa suggestions. Better luck next year, Armstrong Williams. You got left behind!