WIGGIN' Spector

• Save this 'fro: Forget jail. Phil Spector is in danger of having to give up his "hair" if convicted in the murder of Lana Clarkson in his Alhambra, California, home.

• Crossing Christina: Aguilera is pissed when Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson show up uninvited to her party. Do we smell a publicity stunt?

• Britney cover-up: While celebrating her 25th birthday, Britney Spears discovers panties and a human p-blocker. Meanwhile, without irony, her first hubby Jason Alexander and Shar Jackson continue to enjoy supplementing their incomes by appearing on various talk shows—until Brit fires off a cryptic missive to Jason.

• Reflux redux: Jessica Simpson has a meltdown midway through a tribute to Dolly Parton. No word whether it was acid reflux, which runs in the Simpson family.

• O, no she di'nt: Oprah's definitely-not-gay-BFF Gayle King admits to using the n-word as a term of endearment. (And never to Oprah, we assume.)

• Bigger in '06: "New York" from Flavor of Love relishes the chance to show of her new breastseses on VH1's Big In '06 awards. Bloomberg must be so proud.

• Considerably less than Fergilicious: Fergie brags about getting one hour of sleep per night then drags out the face to prove it. Don't do meth, kids.

• Scorsese Nixes Oscar Blitz
• 'Gatecrasher' Grabs Grove Gig

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