A JOLIE TIME Angelina, with a guy not named Brad or Maddox

When both happen on the same night, we're pretty much contractually obligated to wrangle up the best shots for your enjoyment.

After the jump, a look at the world premiere of the Oscar buzzfest The Good Sheperd, as well as Donald Trump Jr.'s understated birthday affair at F.A.O. Schwartz.

POMADE BRAD It only took Brad Pitt an hour and 40 minutes to get his hair looking this messy for the premiere of The Good Sheperd at the Ziegfeld Theatre

FACE TIME Actor Billy Crudup pulling off the oft-imitated but never duplicated mustache-goatee-stubble trifecta

CK FOR CK Designer Calvin Klein, wearing, presumably, Calvin Klein

DUNNE-FOUNDED Vanity Fair's Dominick Dunne, looking absolutely thrilled to be photographed

ART BLEAK Evidently, Art Basel didn't do much for Julian Schnabel's tan

RESTRAINT In a rather uncharacteristic move, the usually camera-phobic Donald Trump agrees to be photographed at his son's birthday party at F.A.O. Schwartz

HAMMER TIME Do-nothing socialite Melissa Berkelhammer just wants to be famous, okay? Her friend, on the other hand, really wants to be famous

HEEERE'S DONNY! Donald Trump Jr. and his wife, Vanessa (with fashionably low bump), are working hard to ensure your grandkids have someone to despise

PETA ALERT The Donald's lucky lady, Melania, was covered in red paint not 10 seconds later