Kate Moss's Ghost Designer's Sew Busted


Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM  
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PHONING IT IN Moss

Ghost of Moss: For a mere £3 million ($5.9 million), you didn't think hard-living supermodel Kate Moss was really going to design a teeny-bopper fashion collection for Topshop herself, did you?

Stefano Gabbana is procreating!: The 44-year-old fashion designer finally found a "civilized and refined" 32-year-old surrogate mother but says he's against children being raised by two gay parents. If it weren't for his snakeskin hotpants addiction, he could work for the Vatican.

Thank God for pot and Vicodin: Without them, Nicole Richie might drink dead calorie-laden alcohol and weigh more than 85 pounds when being booked in L.A. on DUI charges.

Russian enigma solved!: Forget the poisoned spy. Russian free paper the eXile found the missing link between hot Russian models and the terrifyingly squat bulldozer babushkas they become.

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